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It saddens Norwegians that America still honors the Italian Columbus, who arrived late in the New World and by accident, who wasn’t even interested in New Worlds but only in spices. Out on a spin in search of curry powder and hot peppers- a man on a voyage to the grocery- he stumbled onto the land of heroic Vikings and proceeded to get the credit for it. And then to name it ‘America’ after Amerigo Vespucci, an Italian who never saw the New World but only sat in Italy and drew incredibly inaccurate maps of it. By rights, it should be called Erica, after Eric the Red, who did the work five hundred years earlier. The United States of Erica, Erica the Beautiful, The Erican League.

Long long ago.. in the land  of twitterville, some bunch of guys were discussing on how a person changes his turkut/ tacetook profile location when he moves to another country and puts something on how he misses India and and and how he uploads new place pics.

Most of them being sarcastic.. I would say, in a southpark isshtyle, screw you guys !!!

The man, a social rascal, finds it very tough to leave everything that he has been with for past 20 years and stay away in a good land’s devils country.

How shall I tell how much I miss infybus, 1.5 hours commute, blore traffic, listening to music through headphones, a lovely nap and mostly importantly thinking of everything in every possible minute.

Here, commute ends before it begins. I will be in office in about ten minutes time.

Lazily lazy as I am, I never had prepared a cup of tea let alone cooking. I used to ask my mom even for a glass of water while lazing infront of tv or internet. Now I maintain whole flat here including cleaning of utensils, cooking, bringing vegetables for food, groceries, cleaning the house and hell lot  of such daily routine things. Well cooking is no big deal.. but cleaning all utensils that were used for cooking.. it is pain. I never cared about my things while I was in India. Here, everyday before I leave to outside, I have to make sure that all windows & doors are locked.. all gas points are off.. all lights are off.. AC is off.. all water points are off.. fridge door is closed.. there is  nothing cooking in microwave/oven.. and finally I will also have to make sure that main door is properly locked by pushing it twice just to make sure that it is locked..huh

Once  I come back from office, there is no one  to talk at home.. no family.. no friends.. there will be only two things to talk to.. the wall and myself.

Individualism is so high here.. that people either stay alone or stay with dog. They either stay in home or stay in car. For people like us who used to with spending time in groups.. it will be quite difficult.

You will either find cheese or pork in most of dishes you order. So here you will find mainly two types of people.. one who is very fat ( so fatty that he/she may explode anytime ) and other who is fit/slim ( fit because that person maintained it ).

People drink more beer/coke than water. A glass full of Coke / water will have half full of ice cubes in it.

Few good things.. you learn to greet a lot ( infact you will start to say hi even to strangers who come across you ), respect people irrespective of their positions, will really know what the work-life balance is.. there is a clear cut solid boundary between work and life.

Few bad things.. “Me first”, “No love.. all sex”, “eat beer.. pee beer” and many such worse things.

People start to work in IT companies after 30 years ( thats the age when they become little serious about  life ). So in a office, you can expect either uncles or aunties. Now need I tell how much I miss Blore DC that too on fridays ?

Traffic Signal is your GOD. Follow it else you are dead. Cars see nothing but signals. People never horn.. rarely honk. They honk when you really piss them off .

It is buddaas and buddiees who enjoy the life to the maximum extent here. They pour all pension money into a luxury car and a very luxurious bike. If you see a BMW bike on the road, I bet rider will be someone’s grandpa with someone’s grandma at the back seat.

The Erican League saga will continue.. America is modern India !!!

PS: Watched love aaj kal.. can be watched once.. deepika looks better.. saif asusual rocks.. This is second hindi movie and four in total in 1.5 months